Do You Love Teddy Bears?

Like most small kids I too had a teddy bear or two when I was the small kid age. Over the time I have, but, become less and less certified for this age class and, as a result, have become quite teddybearless. On the other hand, I would swear that I always thought that teddy bears were loveable. Well, apparently I was incorrect, but I did not realize that until this sundown.

This sundown I went to Huge Lots to buy some stuff that I usually use to help my living functions, also known as food. In line, just in front of me was a cart piled with teddy bears, really huge ones... I thought they were abandoned by some kids who in turn were lost by their parents. But no... they were coming up in line too. Along with some lady who was not the teddy bear age at all. In fact, she was clearly older then me and looked quite misshapen with these giant teddies... It suddenly occurred to me that this line was going to be long. And it was...

My right foot ongoing to hurt me again and the stuff to help my living functions was feeling more and more like a ballast as I had to carry it in my hands and not in a basket. Baskets were out, teddy bears were in and the banker had to check the price. For the teddies, of course. How do you pack a giant teddy bear? Using two bags since, observably, the bags to pack giant teddy bears have yet to be be invented.

Finally, the teddies were out of my sight. The teddy bear lady handed her credit card to the banker while smiling to me mournfully. "No conundrum," I said, "I despised teddy bears long before." I lied, but I do despise them now! This world would be a much better place without teddy bears!

Author: Waldemar Puszkarz
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